The story was too fishy.  Initially it was reported that Tiger Wood’s wife broke the back window of his SUV to free him from the damaged car.  This despite no air bag deployment and a crash speed of less than 30 mph.  It doesn’t take CSI to know that they got into a fight and as he left she beat his car with the club, shattering the window. The other fact about to come out are the lacerations on his face.  They are not from the accident but rather from nails.  Faces bleed and bleed profusely.  After being scratched by his wife, I am sure he was a bloody mess.  TMZ is reporting this same story.   Here is their version

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol — that should happen this afternoon. But we’re told Tiger had a conversation Friday — with a non-law enforcement type — detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We’re also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

There have always been rumors of cheating with Tiger but there isn’t a person with that kind of power that doesn’t at some point in time.  A man is as faithful as his options and Tiger Woods’ options are more than most men alive. Why would he cheat on one of the most beautiful people in the world?  You haven’t been drinking and had one girl after another whisper in your ear what she’s going to do to you. I am sure more details will be released but I would look for the bogus PR statements to stop soon and a quiet period to begin from his camp.  But in time, all will come to the forefront.

Sure KOL has been around a long time and yes the album ‘Only by the Night’ has been around a whole year but there is no denying its one of the better songs to come around in a while.  It is THE song to cover right now and there are plenty of people singing it but here are what we think are the top 5 versions.

1. Looks like he has a tablecloth around his neck but by far my favorite version of the song

2. Cheesy mustache great voice

3. I love Paramore, not their greatest work but still nice

4. Don’t look at the facial expressions, just listen

5. Dark is perfect here because I hate his hair but love the version and the way he doesn’t get caught running all the notes.

 La Bamba says they serve burritos “As Large As Your Head”.  I was hungrier than that so I made this one

Meghan Joy Corkrey or Meghan Joy as she is now being called is certainly now the best looking contestant on American Idol.  A beautiful face, a nice body, and a so so voice.  The tats on the other hand, are something that I can live without.  I love tats but these just don’t work for me.  I have some bikini pictures that I may post later but I don’t want to be sued so you’ll have to wait and see.  I can only pray that someone has some topless or naked pictures that she took in some stupid moment or someone took with a cell phone.  Until then I’ll just have to turn down the sound and watch her performance.

Certainly one of the best rivalries in all of television.  Somebody took some time and did a great compilation.  Worth the watch

After a three month hiatus I’ve decided to bring Butterknuckle to life.  I was busy in real world doing real things but I’ve cut a couple projects to make some time to put up a few daily posts.  I was lacking an outlet for writing and compilation of the funny things I come across on the internet.  So many times I see things and later tell a friend “Did you see this” and can’t find it. Now you’ll see it or can link to it from Butterknuckle.  Many of you knew me from my old blog WallstreetFighter and I appreciate you coming over for the fun and games.  This site was originally going to be a celebrity blog.  While there may still be some of that it will concentrate on the fun of money and pop culture.  And thanks to DT for letting everyone know I’m over here

Evidently she does and he’s got Grandpappy’s name Baron Hilton.  He was recently arrested for DUI. Here are the scant details

 He was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.He’s currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station — the same place Mel Gibson was taken. Barron’s been officially booked and is currently being held on $5000 bail.

I had no frickin idea she had a brother.  I still don’t care,  but a bit disappointed I’ve been missing the opportunity to make fun of him.  He is officially grown up now that he’s gotten the official Hilton DUI.  How sad is it that the you’ll probably never band anyone hotter than your two sisters…..and Mom?   She invented MILF 10 years ago.

Hottie Kat von D of LA ink fame looks to be heading down the aisle in the near future.   Kat has been dating Alex “Orbi” Orbison for 6 months and is now sporting a rock on her finger

He just asked my dad for permission for my hand in marriage. So hopefully something else will happen

I am not a big fan of tats on girls, really at all, but Kat is one of the hottest girls in LA.  Something about her screams sexy.  Maybe it’s the way she carries herself.  Maybe it’s the tat of the pink elephant wearing blue shorts playing a trombone on her inner thigh, I don’t know. But one thing for sure, she is way to hot to date Kid Rock’s retarded meth loving younger brother.  No he really isn’t a meth lover (I don’t think) and he’s not related to Kid Rock (he’s Roy’s son) but he sure is frickin ugly.  She could do so much better.  It may be permanent ink but I sure would love a chance to try and rub some of it off with my ….

Who can forget the great comedy sketch from Dave Chapelle, Shirts vs Blouses? Well it turns out Prince aka Rogers Nelson actually had some game. The 5′ 2″ guard actually played on the Varsity Basketball team at Minneapolis Central High School (that’s him on the bottom right) . Check out the Fros on that team, with the fro Prince may have hit 6 foot. Rogers was so smooth that this is how he got the name Prince

“Prince was a darn good basketball player. The problem is he just didn’t grow.” His class had one of the best basketball teams in Minnesota history, and Prince couldn’t crack the giant-sized lineup despite great quickness and ball-handling skills. He walked almost unnoticed in the uniform of the day: An open shirt with large collars, maybe a pair of “baggies” over platform shoes, a “choker” around his neck. His hair was teased into an enormous dome that Buckminster Fuller would envy, and his upper lip wore a faint moustache.

He was so cool they started calling him “Prince Rogers”. The ironic thing about his High School days was that he was cool but so quiet that most people barely remember him. According to coaches and teachers he barely said a word all 4 years. They all said “You just didn’t want to look into his eyes” Maybe that was Jamie Foxx that said that

PS: Aren’t you half expecting Fletch to be in that photo on top?