I was 100% sure that Mrs. Pitt was pregnant but nothing is official until someone at an awards ceremony sees a bump. Here is the official confirmation

One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”The source reveals Jolie may sell the confirmation, with the money going to charity.

I’ll let you guys on a little secret, I look at the boobs. They’re a dead giveaway, and if you can’t tell, you at least have a reason to take a good look at the sweater puppies. Who is going to pay for a confirmation. I just gave it to you for free

So evidently it didn’t happen. Michelle Williams is now denying that she ever attempted to bring Heath Ledger into rehab. Before this take back, she had told many friends that Ledger had done coke, taken pills, and was always drunk. Here’s what her publicist released today.

“Much of the tabloid reporting is inaccurate,” Mara Buxbaum tells CelebTV.com. “This fabricated story of Michelle Williams attempting to bring Heath Ledger to rehab is just one lie among many. The speculation is heinous. Let this family grieve privately.”

Who’s on the phone?  Oh Amy Winehouse? She says she doesn’t do drugs either? Looks like we were all mistaken.  It is just method acting.  Heath was just acting all crazy to play the role of the joker and Amy is preparing for the role of “Crack Whore #2″  in Taxi Cab Confessions:  Detroit

Jenna recently did a little song and dance for boyfriend Tito Ortiz and did a heck of a job. I don’t know where she learned to dance but she’s pretty good at it. She’s been getting all kinds of flack from people saying she’s too skinny. I disagree. She looks like she has gotten past the skeletor phase and to mean looks lean. It’s the plastic surgery that’s screwed her up. Here are a few nice shots of the festivities

I don’t care what they say.  I still say she looks hot from 15 feet away.  That first picture is as hot as it gets.  I so have a little trouble with the walnuts implanted into the cheeks and the intertube lips.  And I guess the boobs are a bit much too but the body…I love the body

Jessica Simpson stepped out to the Key Club on the Strip to catch some heavy metal music. Jessica drank a little too much and hopped in the car drunk girl style. My question is . Was the photographer actually sitting in the car waiting for her?

The approach into the car and the look Jessica’s giving him here says Touchdown! all over it. New York has a better chance of winning the Superbowl than Romo does of messing this up.

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The supossedly sober Lindsay looks like she is slowly returning to her old self. The “slutty alcoholic” Lindsay if you will. Apparently she was sipping on the Grey Goose and having a good time with Starvos Niarchos and Brody Jenner. Reports have her “all over” both guys but her rep insists she was just all over Starvos. He is a quote from the New York Daily News.

The “I Know Who Killed Me” star knocked back “at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn and later snapped at snappers trying to take her picture, according to our spies. One source contends that drinks were showing on Linds on Friday. Confronted by paparazzi at the Beatrice, “she started going berserk,” claims a witness. “She didn’t want them taking shots of her with Brody.”

No need to apologize Lindsay. The old Lindsay was too boring for me anyway. I felt like I didn’t have a chance to nail you being sober but now things are looking up for me.

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Nichole Ritchie finally got some meat on her bones during here pregnancy and it was nice to see some hardware upstairs but it looks like she’s trying to get back to her ano ways.  For most women  I applaud and congratulate them for getting back into shape so quickly after birth, but somehow I think Nichole is going to keep right on going past great shape into “I cast no shadow” shape

Well at least the front of him is.  Clay tells New York Magazine that he has neither loved a man or a woman and that he feels no urges.  Here is a quote from the magazine

He imagines his social life here will be “nonexistent, really. I’m not a nighttime person.” He does not plan on dating, and he is not involved with anyone. “Heck, no,” he says. “My dogs.” He has never had a romantic relationship with anyone, unless you count the girls he took to dances back in high school in Raleigh. “I just don’t have an interest in … any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate,” he says. “I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”

But Aiken is 29 years old and he is also a human. Surely he must have needs. Urges. He contemplates this in silence for 20 or 30 seconds. “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

I’m going to guess he has never loved a man but one has definitely loved him.  Now I do think that he is confused but only whether if he should be on top or on bottom.  Is it me or is he slowly turning into Willy Wonka?

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This hasn’t been verified but it was rumored going into the SAG awards that Angelina was pregnant and when she showed up in a moo moo it was pretty much assumed. When you have the kicking body that Angelina does you only wear a gown like that for two reasons. One, you’re pregnant. Two, so Brad Pitt can use the four finger hand warmer at the table without anyone noticing. From the looks of those pictures I’m right on both of them.

At least Britney waited to abuse her kids after they were born, Jamie Lynn has decided to do it while they’re still in the womb. Here’s a quote from Life and Style

“She’s been going out with her friends recently and staying out late,” L&S’s insider said of the approximately 4 ½-month pregnant teen. “Her mom and dad are both worried that Jamie’s late-night partying isn’t good for her — or her child.”

While Jamie Lynn returned to mom Lynne’s Kentwood, La., home for support during her pregnancy, the “Zoey 101” star is ignoring any motherly advice. “Jamie Lynn continues to break every rule Lynne makes,” a family friend shared with the magazine, “and there are no consequences.”

Last time I checked it wasn’t very healthy to drink, smoke, and inhale glue out of a paper bag if you’re pregnant. Little JL Spears seems to be doing all that (minus the glue sniffing) on a nightly basis. I’m not sure what kind of parenting book they followed at the Spears’ household during the girls’ youth but I’m guessing the last chapter on “What to do if you have a baby” was missing because it had been rolled up to do coke lines.

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