Looks like we have a new couple.  Paris and Elisha have been hanging out a ton lately and took it too the next level.  According to witnesses

Onlookers say the pair were “all over each other and making out” during a wild night at New York’s Tenjune club on Tuesday, according US reports.  The Simple Life star has twice been spotted at lesbian bar Falcon on Sunset Boulevard this month alone.

When I first read the headline I have to admit I got pretty excited but then I saw Elisha’s new “Ellen” haircut.  I don’t think Paris cares who snacks on the cookie as long as they get it on film.  A regular dong isn’t going to sell the next video.  Elisha is known for not bearing her body on film so this thing should sell for good money.  I’m going to put my preorder in on Amazon tonight.

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Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have paid a pretty funny for an alleged drug video of Ledger.  Here are the details from Bricks and Stones

Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have purchased exclusive rights to tragic video footage of Heath Ledger allegedly snorting cocaine at a party two years ago. The footage, which PageSix.com hears was bought for $200,000, was shot without Heath’s knowledge, at the Chateau Marmont hotel in L.A. following the SAG awards on January 29, 2006.

 

In the video, Heath is shown talking while at a private party after sniffing a cocaine-like substance off a table with a rolled up bill in his hand. As he speaks, his face noticeably twitches. An insider tells PageSix.com that Heath says at one point, “I’m gonna get so much sh*t from my girlfriend. We have a baby together… Matilda, Matilda Rose.”

 

I think Paris got a few million for her video and she didn’t even have to die making it.

Her legs are so long these two pictures are gonna scroll down about two feet. Here’s Stacey at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Las Vegas

Ellen Pompeo looks like she is in a hurry to go to emergency surgery but in reality her and her husband, Chris Ivery, are in a hurry to catch a plane at LAX. I was glad to hear this because when I first saw the pictures I just figured Ellen had picked up the newest Juicy Couture “Chinese Running Suit” . PS: Don’t think that she didn’t have time to put on makeup. Her face always looks like that.

You might remember Ethan Hawke got dropped by Uma Thurman because he was sleeping with his nanny, Ryan Shawhuges 5 years ago. Well the happy couple is now expecting child. I wonder if they’ll hire a nanny?

I was 100% sure that Mrs. Pitt was pregnant but nothing is official until someone at an awards ceremony sees a bump. Here is the official confirmation

One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”The source reveals Jolie may sell the confirmation, with the money going to charity.

I’ll let you guys on a little secret, I look at the boobs. They’re a dead giveaway, and if you can’t tell, you at least have a reason to take a good look at the sweater puppies. Who is going to pay for a confirmation. I just gave it to you for free

So evidently it didn’t happen. Michelle Williams is now denying that she ever attempted to bring Heath Ledger into rehab. Before this take back, she had told many friends that Ledger had done coke, taken pills, and was always drunk. Here’s what her publicist released today.

“Much of the tabloid reporting is inaccurate,” Mara Buxbaum tells CelebTV.com. “This fabricated story of Michelle Williams attempting to bring Heath Ledger to rehab is just one lie among many. The speculation is heinous. Let this family grieve privately.”

Who’s on the phone?  Oh Amy Winehouse? She says she doesn’t do drugs either? Looks like we were all mistaken.  It is just method acting.  Heath was just acting all crazy to play the role of the joker and Amy is preparing for the role of “Crack Whore #2″  in Taxi Cab Confessions:  Detroit