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Accusing someone of being gay

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Acusing someone of being gay

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Story about someone on Drugs

Don’t know what GTFOTS means? Obviously you’re not hip to rap lingo. It means “Get the Fu*k Off the Stage You STD, Crab Infested Ho”. Here’s how it went down at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre SuperBowl party for 944 magazine. 50 Cent was doing his thing and gave Paris a shout out. Paris being Paris took it as a call to the stage for her to show off her latest Elaine Bennis dance moves. This is how Pagesix saw it

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper’s crew and stagehands quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

Her entourage swarmed the fotogs so they couldn’t document the embarrassing belittlement

Don’t get me wrong I think “bones explosion” (thats my pet name for her) is hot, but she needs to just stand still or lay down. Any kind of movement is awkward and unbecoming. She is a lover not a dancer

I’m not normally a big Sara Silverman fan (although I think she’s hot) but this may be the comedy video of the year

Looks like we have a new couple.  Paris and Elisha have been hanging out a ton lately and took it too the next level.  According to witnesses

Onlookers say the pair were “all over each other and making out” during a wild night at New York’s Tenjune club on Tuesday, according US reports.  The Simple Life star has twice been spotted at lesbian bar Falcon on Sunset Boulevard this month alone.

When I first read the headline I have to admit I got pretty excited but then I saw Elisha’s new “Ellen” haircut.  I don’t think Paris cares who snacks on the cookie as long as they get it on film.  A regular dong isn’t going to sell the next video.  Elisha is known for not bearing her body on film so this thing should sell for good money.  I’m going to put my preorder in on Amazon tonight.

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Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have paid a pretty funny for an alleged drug video of Ledger.  Here are the details from Bricks and Stones

Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have purchased exclusive rights to tragic video footage of Heath Ledger allegedly snorting cocaine at a party two years ago. The footage, which PageSix.com hears was bought for $200,000, was shot without Heath’s knowledge, at the Chateau Marmont hotel in L.A. following the SAG awards on January 29, 2006.

 

In the video, Heath is shown talking while at a private party after sniffing a cocaine-like substance off a table with a rolled up bill in his hand. As he speaks, his face noticeably twitches. An insider tells PageSix.com that Heath says at one point, “I’m gonna get so much sh*t from my girlfriend. We have a baby together… Matilda, Matilda Rose.”

 

I think Paris got a few million for her video and she didn’t even have to die making it.

Her legs are so long these two pictures are gonna scroll down about two feet. Here’s Stacey at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Las Vegas

Ellen Pompeo looks like she is in a hurry to go to emergency surgery but in reality her and her husband, Chris Ivery, are in a hurry to catch a plane at LAX. I was glad to hear this because when I first saw the pictures I just figured Ellen had picked up the newest Juicy Couture “Chinese Running Suit” . PS: Don’t think that she didn’t have time to put on makeup. Her face always looks like that.

You might remember Ethan Hawke got dropped by Uma Thurman because he was sleeping with his nanny, Ryan Shawhuges 5 years ago. Well the happy couple is now expecting child. I wonder if they’ll hire a nanny?