Like every other singing “icon’ in the world, Cher just announced a three year gig at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Somebody has to take the place of Celine Dion and Cher looks like the one that will be doing it. To celebrate the move, Cher has been going around on press junkets and let out this little bit of info.

The ex-wife of Sonny Bono confirmed rumours that she had dated the pint size star in the 80s, despite a 16-year age gap between the pair. Cher, now 61, told Good Morning American today that Top Gun star Cruise, 45, was not a Scientologist when they were seeing each other and described him as “just the most adorable man you can imagine”.”

This is what you use to try and draw publicity to your new gig? Announcing that you dated one of the weirdest men in Hollywood? Maybe she could throw in a fling with Michael Jackson and Mel Gibson. She defended herself by saying that he wasn’t a Scientologist at the time and was a bit taller then as well. I made up the taller part.

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I’m not sure if you knew it but John Mayer has a fan cruise that recently sailed. Several hundred of his die hard fans get to join Mayer on a cruise of fun and games all while getting close and personal to the singer. He may have lost a few fans after this little getup

 We all know John has a pretty good sometimes odd sense of humor but does he really need to give every one a Jessica Simpson point of view?  Besides the whole Borat joke think is soooo old.  Hopefully he didn’t chase any fans around with a big fist dildo.

UPDATE:  THEY LET IN THE CRACKHEAD.  THE U.S. REVERSED THE DECISION AND SHE WILL NOW BE ALLOWED TO COME TO THE U.S.  SHE STILL HAS DECIDED TO SKIP THE GRAMMYS FOR “LOGISTICAL REASONS” AKA HIGH ON CRACK.  Unfortunately it looks like Amy Crackhouse isn’t going to be able to come to enjoy the big music party known as the Grammys. According to her publicist

“Amy Winehouse will not be performing at this year’s Grammy Awards ceremony. Unfortunately, her application for a visa to enter the United States of America has been rejected at this time by the American Embassy in London.”

Since when did the U.S. stop letting in drug users? You mean to tell me that that one Gallagher guy from Oasis was free to come and go? Sure it was mostly alchohol but nobody who is that mean to his brother should be let in. Courtney Love was doing enough coke to keep a small state in Colombia working 24 hour shifts. In a sidenote, the price of cocaine dropped 10% on the news of her denial of travel rights.

Thank you, thank you I hear rumors on the street that we actually may have some progress in the writers strike. You remember the writers don’t you? They are the people that bring the wonderful shows on NBC and the incredible writings of Predator Quest. A kidding aside we want them back and here’s the latest happenings

Clear progress has been marked in informal contract talks between studio execs and striking writers, stoking broad expectations that a tentative agreement may be announced sometime this week.

Such a pact with the Alliance of Motion Picture & Television Producers would have to be approved by the WGA West board and the WGA East council and ratified by memberships on both coasts. But recent movement in key areas under negotiation, chiefly involving new-media residuals, now has industryites expecting an imminent end to the 3-month-old work stoppage barring an unforeseen glitch as negotiators wrap up final details.

We need them back, not because most of them are any good but because some of them are VERY good. Screw the awards shows, it’s just fodder for my fun, I miss the “Big Bang Theory” now that shit is funny.

Looks like Jessica is already tired of being pregnant and baby Daddy Cash Warren is driving her crazy. According to sources

Eventually, sick of the constant conflict, the mum-to-be decided to go to the Sundance Film Festival in Utah without her man.

“Jessica was so distraught that she fled LA — and Cash — and took off for Sundance alone,” says a friend. “She’s telling everyone that she just needs time away. It’s an act. Jessica’s secretly a wreck.”

After a few days of being apart, Cash eventually decided to follow Jess to Sundance. But it may have been too little, too late. “She feels like she’s in her pregnancy alone,” says the source.

Adds another friend, “They can’t agree on anything anymore. Jessica picks a baby name and Cash says ‘no way’. Then any name Cash thinks is cool, Jessica thinks is stupid.”

I have already come up with a name for the baby, “Elmer”,   because this baby is the glue that is holding this shaky ass relationship together.  Now in Cash’s defense a pregnant women is possible the hardest thing to get along with in the world other than OJ after a night of drinking. It’s not just Jessica, it’s every pregnant women.  No other person can have a craving for a peanut butter, pickle, and raisin sandwich, have you make the nasty thing,  and then scream at you while she eats the things because you used chunky peanut butter instead of smooth.

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One of the hardest shots in the paparazzi world are the shots of Michael Jackson’s children. They are constantly under cover and hardly ever go out. Here are some photos recently taken out of Vegas. The young lady on the left is Paris Katherine, 9 and her brother Prince Michael is 10. The little guy in the hood below is 5 year old Prince Michael II or “Blanket” as his family calls him. It’s been a long time since anyone has seen pictures of these kids and they are very cute. No doubt they are the offspring of Debbie Rowe but you have to go back 20 years to find out what Wacko used look like.

There is no way in Hell these are Michael Jackson’s natural kids. He just bought these kids, which I have no problem with. Children are a good investment. These kids could easily go walking around Vegas without ever being noticed if they’re “Dad” didn’t look like the elephant man all bundled up. The dead give away that it’s Michael are the frickin’ loafers. Nobody still wears loafers but Michael Jackson.

The only thing we like more than hot celebs and nipple slips is gambling, and tomorrow is the biggest gambling day of the week. As I head off to Zona to watch the Superbowl and take pictures of drunk B listers I leave you with a compete list of the famous Hilton Superbowl Prop Bets. (more…)

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Don’t know what GTFOTS means? Obviously you’re not hip to rap lingo. It means “Get the Fu*k Off the Stage You STD, Crab Infested Ho”. Here’s how it went down at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre SuperBowl party for 944 magazine. 50 Cent was doing his thing and gave Paris a shout out. Paris being Paris took it as a call to the stage for her to show off her latest Elaine Bennis dance moves. This is how Pagesix saw it

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper’s crew and stagehands quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

Her entourage swarmed the fotogs so they couldn’t document the embarrassing belittlement

Don’t get me wrong I think “bones explosion” (thats my pet name for her) is hot, but she needs to just stand still or lay down. Any kind of movement is awkward and unbecoming. She is a lover not a dancer

I’m not normally a big Sara Silverman fan (although I think she’s hot) but this may be the comedy video of the year