Evidently she does and he’s got Grandpappy’s name Baron Hilton.  He was recently arrested for DUI. Here are the scant details

 He was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.He’s currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station — the same place Mel Gibson was taken. Barron’s been officially booked and is currently being held on $5000 bail.

I had no frickin idea she had a brother.  I still don’t care,  but a bit disappointed I’ve been missing the opportunity to make fun of him.  He is officially grown up now that he’s gotten the official Hilton DUI.  How sad is it that the you’ll probably never band anyone hotter than your two sisters…..and Mom?   She invented MILF 10 years ago.

Hottie Kat von D of LA ink fame looks to be heading down the aisle in the near future.   Kat has been dating Alex “Orbi” Orbison for 6 months and is now sporting a rock on her finger

He just asked my dad for permission for my hand in marriage. So hopefully something else will happen

I am not a big fan of tats on girls, really at all, but Kat is one of the hottest girls in LA.  Something about her screams sexy.  Maybe it’s the way she carries herself.  Maybe it’s the tat of the pink elephant wearing blue shorts playing a trombone on her inner thigh, I don’t know. But one thing for sure, she is way to hot to date Kid Rock’s retarded meth loving younger brother.  No he really isn’t a meth lover (I don’t think) and he’s not related to Kid Rock (he’s Roy’s son) but he sure is frickin ugly.  She could do so much better.  It may be permanent ink but I sure would love a chance to try and rub some of it off with my ….

Who can forget the great comedy sketch from Dave Chapelle, Shirts vs Blouses? Well it turns out Prince aka Rogers Nelson actually had some game. The 5′ 2″ guard actually played on the Varsity Basketball team at Minneapolis Central High School (that’s him on the bottom right) . Check out the Fros on that team, with the fro Prince may have hit 6 foot. Rogers was so smooth that this is how he got the name Prince

“Prince was a darn good basketball player. The problem is he just didn’t grow.” His class had one of the best basketball teams in Minnesota history, and Prince couldn’t crack the giant-sized lineup despite great quickness and ball-handling skills. He walked almost unnoticed in the uniform of the day: An open shirt with large collars, maybe a pair of “baggies” over platform shoes, a “choker” around his neck. His hair was teased into an enormous dome that Buckminster Fuller would envy, and his upper lip wore a faint moustache.

He was so cool they started calling him “Prince Rogers”. The ironic thing about his High School days was that he was cool but so quiet that most people barely remember him. According to coaches and teachers he barely said a word all 4 years. They all said “You just didn’t want to look into his eyes” Maybe that was Jamie Foxx that said that

PS: Aren’t you half expecting Fletch to be in that photo on top?

Like every other singing “icon’ in the world, Cher just announced a three year gig at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Somebody has to take the place of Celine Dion and Cher looks like the one that will be doing it. To celebrate the move, Cher has been going around on press junkets and let out this little bit of info.

The ex-wife of Sonny Bono confirmed rumours that she had dated the pint size star in the 80s, despite a 16-year age gap between the pair. Cher, now 61, told Good Morning American today that Top Gun star Cruise, 45, was not a Scientologist when they were seeing each other and described him as “just the most adorable man you can imagine”.”

This is what you use to try and draw publicity to your new gig? Announcing that you dated one of the weirdest men in Hollywood? Maybe she could throw in a fling with Michael Jackson and Mel Gibson. She defended herself by saying that he wasn’t a Scientologist at the time and was a bit taller then as well. I made up the taller part.

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 We all know John has a pretty good sometimes odd sense of humor but does he really need to give every one a Jessica Simpson point of view?  Besides the whole Borat joke think is soooo old.  Hopefully he didn’t chase any fans around with a big fist dildo.

UPDATE:  THEY LET IN THE CRACKHEAD.  THE U.S. REVERSED THE DECISION AND SHE WILL NOW BE ALLOWED TO COME TO THE U.S.  SHE STILL HAS DECIDED TO SKIP THE GRAMMYS FOR “LOGISTICAL REASONS” AKA HIGH ON CRACK.  Unfortunately it looks like Amy Crackhouse isn’t going to be able to come to enjoy the big music party known as the Grammys. According to her publicist

“Amy Winehouse will not be performing at this year’s Grammy Awards ceremony. Unfortunately, her application for a visa to enter the United States of America has been rejected at this time by the American Embassy in London.”

Since when did the U.S. stop letting in drug users? You mean to tell me that that one Gallagher guy from Oasis was free to come and go? Sure it was mostly alchohol but nobody who is that mean to his brother should be let in. Courtney Love was doing enough coke to keep a small state in Colombia working 24 hour shifts. In a sidenote, the price of cocaine dropped 10% on the news of her denial of travel rights.

Thank you, thank you I hear rumors on the street that we actually may have some progress in the writers strike. You remember the writers don’t you? They are the people that bring the wonderful shows on NBC and the incredible writings of Predator Quest. A kidding aside we want them back and here’s the latest happenings

Clear progress has been marked in informal contract talks between studio execs and striking writers, stoking broad expectations that a tentative agreement may be announced sometime this week.

Such a pact with the Alliance of Motion Picture & Television Producers would have to be approved by the WGA West board and the WGA East council and ratified by memberships on both coasts. But recent movement in key areas under negotiation, chiefly involving new-media residuals, now has industryites expecting an imminent end to the 3-month-old work stoppage barring an unforeseen glitch as negotiators wrap up final details.

We need them back, not because most of them are any good but because some of them are VERY good. Screw the awards shows, it’s just fodder for my fun, I miss the “Big Bang Theory” now that shit is funny.

Looks like Jessica is already tired of being pregnant and baby Daddy Cash Warren is driving her crazy. According to sources

Eventually, sick of the constant conflict, the mum-to-be decided to go to the Sundance Film Festival in Utah without her man.

“Jessica was so distraught that she fled LA — and Cash — and took off for Sundance alone,” says a friend. “She’s telling everyone that she just needs time away. It’s an act. Jessica’s secretly a wreck.”

After a few days of being apart, Cash eventually decided to follow Jess to Sundance. But it may have been too little, too late. “She feels like she’s in her pregnancy alone,” says the source.

Adds another friend, “They can’t agree on anything anymore. Jessica picks a baby name and Cash says ‘no way’. Then any name Cash thinks is cool, Jessica thinks is stupid.”

I have already come up with a name for the baby, “Elmer”,   because this baby is the glue that is holding this shaky ass relationship together.  Now in Cash’s defense a pregnant women is possible the hardest thing to get along with in the world other than OJ after a night of drinking. It’s not just Jessica, it’s every pregnant women.  No other person can have a craving for a peanut butter, pickle, and raisin sandwich, have you make the nasty thing,  and then scream at you while she eats the things because you used chunky peanut butter instead of smooth.

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There is no way in Hell these are Michael Jackson’s natural kids. He just bought these kids, which I have no problem with. Children are a good investment. These kids could easily go walking around Vegas without ever being noticed if they’re “Dad” didn’t look like the elephant man all bundled up. The dead give away that it’s Michael are the frickin’ loafers. Nobody still wears loafers but Michael Jackson.

The only thing we like more than hot celebs and nipple slips is gambling, and tomorrow is the biggest gambling day of the week. As I head off to Zona to watch the Superbowl and take pictures of drunk B listers I leave you with a compete list of the famous Hilton Superbowl Prop Bets. (more…)