February 13, 2008 Paris Hilton Has a Brother?

Evidently she does and he’s got Grandpappy’s name Baron Hilton. He was recently arrested for DUI. Here are the scant details
He was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.He’s currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station — the same place Mel Gibson was taken. Barron’s been officially booked and is currently being held on $5000 bail.
I had no frickin idea she had a brother. I still don’t care, but a bit disappointed I’ve been missing the opportunity to make fun of him. He is officially grown up now that he’s gotten the official Hilton DUI. How sad is it that the you’ll probably never band anyone hotter than your two sisters…..and Mom? She invented MILF 10 years ago.


