February 4, 2008 Jessica Alba Walks Out On Cash

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Looks like Jessica is already tired of being pregnant and baby Daddy Cash Warren is driving her crazy. According to sources

Eventually, sick of the constant conflict, the mum-to-be decided to go to the Sundance Film Festival in Utah without her man.

“Jessica was so distraught that she fled LA — and Cash — and took off for Sundance alone,” says a friend. “She’s telling everyone that she just needs time away. It’s an act. Jessica’s secretly a wreck.”

After a few days of being apart, Cash eventually decided to follow Jess to Sundance. But it may have been too little, too late. “She feels like she’s in her pregnancy alone,” says the source.

Adds another friend, “They can’t agree on anything anymore. Jessica picks a baby name and Cash says ‘no way’. Then any name Cash thinks is cool, Jessica thinks is stupid.”

I have already come up with a name for the baby, “Elmer”,   because this baby is the glue that is holding this shaky ass relationship together.  Now in Cash’s defense a pregnant women is possible the hardest thing to get along with in the world other than OJ after a night of drinking. It’s not just Jessica, it’s every pregnant women.  No other person can have a craving for a peanut butter, pickle, and raisin sandwich, have you make the nasty thing,  and then scream at you while she eats the things because you used chunky peanut butter instead of smooth.

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